
When I play soccer, or make the feeble attempt, there is usually 6 to 12 kids on sidelines belonging to the parents. Last night, my son and couple wandered off with a few of te varmits and I went to bring them back to the fold.
Asking them to come back failed, so I told them,
"Anyone who doesn't come back supports tax hikes!"
All but my youngest nephew fled for fiscal freedom. I gotta work on that little Marxist.