U.S. To Send 30,000 Mall Security Guards To Iraq
A little known aspect of the troop deployment of the Surge by GW, are the Mall Guards. Even though was missed by the MSM, it was caught by the brilliant journalists at the Onion.com. .
These brave men and women of walkie-talkie will be sent into Iraq to train the Iraqi police in effective crowd control and Orange Julius etiquette. We know the weakness of the Mall Guard, teenagers with baggy pants. Pray they enemy does not find their flaw, Western Civilization may depend on it.
Judging by this guard's misplaced eye, away from the terrorists as opposed to on the perp, he was probably trained by the UN in genocide prevention. The same training was used in Rwanda, Yugoslavia and currently in use in Dafur.
2 comments:
Haha. Good damn post. Through the humour, the social commentary and the critique on the ineffectiveness of the UN is hard to argue against.
o yea Obob..good one!
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