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Kissinger Doing the Weather
Back in the early 90s, I awoke with a wicked hang over one morning. As I sat on the floor watching the morning news, I swore I saw Harold Kissinger doing the weather. No one believed me. Professors discounted me. I have been vindicated.
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haha luv Wright..soooooo deadpan..!!
LOL! Good one!
I always loved:
I bought a can of used paint, it came in the shape of a house
Love Steven Wright...no that's the artificial horizon...I prefer it to the real horizon.
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