09 May, 2008

Top 5 All Time Steven Wright


There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Steven Wright

4 comments:

WomanHonorThyself said...

haha luv Wright..soooooo deadpan..!!

Brooke said...

LOL! Good one!

Obob said...

I always loved:
I bought a can of used paint, it came in the shape of a house

Anonymous said...

Love Steven Wright...no that's the artificial horizon...I prefer it to the real horizon.

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