05 April, 2008

Great Moments in Parenting

A little Obob being chased by his grandfather
  • Telling your two-year old, "Get your feet out of the VCR."
  • Learn the value of the Magic Eraser (officially sanctioned by Obob as a more efficient cleaning device than Murder Inc.)
  • Note to new parents: do not throw away the receipt for your child at birth. The hospital will not take returns and if they do, the in store credit isn't worth it.
  • Realize everyone is staring at you with your screaming child in Church
  • Praying your middle child does not scream "It burns!" when the priest hits her with Holy Water. I swear the Baptismal hot tub boils over when she approaches.
  • Trying not laugh when they are having a temper tantrum that raises the dead.
  • Calling your brother to tell him not to buy you oldest any birthday presents because she dogged Walter Payton.

    and older vid of my youngest:
  • Kissinger Doing the Weather

    Kissinger Doing the Weather
    Back in the early 90s, I awoke with a wicked hang over one morning. As I sat on the floor watching the morning news, I swore I saw Harold Kissinger doing the weather. No one believed me. Professors discounted me. I have been vindicated.
          
    Marriage is love.

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