Telling your two-year old, "Get your feet out of the VCR."
Learn the value of the Magic Eraser (officially sanctioned by Obob as a more efficient cleaning device than Murder Inc.)
Note to new parents: do not throw away the receipt for your child at birth. The hospital will not take returns and if they do, the in store credit isn't worth it.
Realize everyone is staring at you with your screaming child in Church
Praying your middle child does not scream "It burns!" when the priest hits her with Holy Water. I swear the Baptismal hot tub boils over when she approaches.
Trying not laugh when they are having a temper tantrum that raises the dead.
Calling your brother to tell him not to buy you oldest any birthday presents because she dogged Walter Payton.
Back in the early 90s, I awoke with a wicked hang over one morning. As I sat on the floor watching the morning news, I swore I saw Harold Kissinger doing the weather. No one believed me. Professors discounted me. I have been vindicated.
It is the soldier, not the priest, who protects freedom of religion; the soldier, not the journalist, who protects freedom of speech. History teaches that a society that does not value its warriors will be destroyed by a society that does. - Jack Kelly
3 comments:
Your blog look good, Obob!
dang Gus is too cute for words!
I'm trying
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