Obob's Spring Break

As I wrap up another Spring Break in suburbia, I have created a few awards for this week:
The Neville Chamberlain Award For Diplomacy:

Nancy Pelosi - for visiting Syria. She deserves a swift kick where the sun don't shine for blatantly playing immature politics. The absolute arrogance of disregarding the fact they are playing the entire world as diplomats floors me. The Syrians know they are the bottom of any decent country's shit list and want to stay there. Let Iran screw up, they are playing Pelosi like a fiddle.






The Who Are You Again? Award:

Geraldine Ferraro - she endorses Hillary, and she matters why? Don't give me that feminist line either, she was used like the Democrats use the black voter. Ferraro was a desperate attempt in the futile election of 1984. The unholy electoral ass whopping delivered by Reagan still scares the hell out of Democrats.





The It's Over, She's Dead Award:

To the media for that Anna Nicole person who died some how of an overdose. I feel bad for the baby, but Christ people, is money that important?







The You Are a Superpower, Act Like It Award:

to Great Britain for acting like a class A wimp and allowing their brave men and a women still hostage. The frigate the Brits were on should have introduced the Iranians to Allah very quickly, not been taken hostage and paraded like circus freaks. Frankly, I would be pissed to be a Brit.




The What's Thad-Mata with You? Award:

I like saying his name, Thad Mata.













Finally, the Are You Going to Eat That? Award:


Forbin (my brother) and I for having to call in the cavalry in inhaling 50 wings and three pitchers of beer this week. They were damn good wings.