Easier to hit if there is less snow to blend into!
I have recently decided to join the darkside of the Force and will be known therefore as Darth Obob. My first call to arms is against polar bears. They are evil critters who have a nasty temper and pissed they are pigment challenged.
My Reasons for War:
First: they have the WMDs we know they were in collusion with Saddam and if we continue to melt away at their kingdom we will find them. The liberal MSM does not want you to know this, or the French.
Second: a Polar Bear tried to kill the cast on Lost. Why was the bear on a tropical island? Staking its claim and preparing an island hopping campaign much alike the Allies in WWII. Next was Guam from intelligence. Bless good man Sawyer.
TCB Baby!
Third: A PB attacked a Navy Sub! Please read and prepare for war!
Fourth: They are damn well mean
The Polar Bear:
So pity not these pale devils of Arctic weather, kill them all and let global warming take them out slowly.
UNITE!!!
Polar Propaganda
I have recently decided to join the darkside of the Force and will be known therefore as Darth Obob. My first call to arms is against polar bears. They are evil critters who have a nasty temper and pissed they are pigment challenged.
My Reasons for War:
First: they have the WMDs we know they were in collusion with Saddam and if we continue to melt away at their kingdom we will find them. The liberal MSM does not want you to know this, or the French.
Second: a Polar Bear tried to kill the cast on Lost. Why was the bear on a tropical island? Staking its claim and preparing an island hopping campaign much alike the Allies in WWII. Next was Guam from intelligence. Bless good man Sawyer.
TCB Baby!
Third: A PB attacked a Navy Sub! Please read and prepare for war!
During the ICEX 2003 naval exercises near the North Pole, the American submarine Connecticut (SSN 22) poked its sail and rudder through the ice. The sub surfaced in an area of polar ice between Alaska and the North Pole Subs in the arctic have long ago learned to look out for polar bears, especially if some of the crew are allowed out on the ice. In this case, a large (700-800) pound polar bear was seen approaching the sub. For about 40 minutes, the bear loitered around the subs rear rudder. It took a bite out of the rudder and, finding it inedible, stayed around the area of broken ice around the rudder for a while, apparently thinking a seal (the bears favorite food) might use it as an air hole. The bear finally left when he heard the noise of an approaching helicopter. When an officer first looked around outside via the periscope, he noted that his sub was being stalked by a hostile polar bear. The periscope cam was turned on, and these photos of a polar bear chewing on the subs rear rudder resulted. The damage was said to be minor. The SSN 22 is a Seawolf class boat, one of the navy's newest submarines. It wasn't designed as a polar bear snack, but that's how life is sometimes.
Fourth: They are damn well mean
The Polar Bear:
The polar bear is the most deadly of all. While his normal food is seal, they have been known, for centuries, to attack humans. Until the introduction of firearms, the native people of the north have lived in fear of them. Many early explorers have told horror stories of polar bear attacks. These bears are known to stalk and hunt humans. If you are in polar bear country carry a firearm or avoid the area.
So pity not these pale devils of Arctic weather, kill them all and let global warming take them out slowly.
UNITE!!!
Polar Propaganda
3 comments:
awwwwwwwwwww but theyre so dang cute Obob..lol..have a sweet Sunday!
Darth Obob... It suits you! :P
Hail Darth Obob, fearless defender of the north!
I laughed like crazy about the Seawolf snack. This is why we must protect the environment...the stupid animals have forgotten how to feed themselves - I don't recall a titanium submarine looking like an elk, or moose, or caribou.
So much for natural selection. I think the polar bear was a special operations recon of our nuclear capability.
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