I Despise the Packers

I really do. I find them a narcissistic group of communists who think the league owes the Lombardi every year. Or in the political spectrum we call them democrats.
Watching the Farvara debacle tear the packer nation asunder has brought me devilish pleasure. And yes, I care little for him as well. Very overrated.
But the rumors are going around he may end up in Chicago against their arch-rival. I will go buy his jersey if he does. I will wear it to antagonize any packer fan.
Obob is that evil.

And now my second favorite baseball team:
The Augusta GreenJackets will be the first minor league team to work Brett Favre into a promotion.
how?

1. by giving away flip flops in honor of the flip flopper. The first 100 fans through the gates for the team's August 4th game against the Savannah Sand Gnats will receive a pair of flip flops.
2. retiring Favre's jersey number (4), only to reinstate it the next day. Luckily, the team doesn't currently have a player wearing that number.
3. seat upgrades to anyone wearing a Favre jersey.
4. Fans wearing a "cheesehead" will also receive a free brat at the concession stand.
5. The team will also be hosting contests including the "Lambeau Leap" and the "Strahan Sack."
6. Said the team's general manager Nick Brown: "We are also allowing any fan that purchases a ticket between now and August 3rd the opportunity to reuse that ticket for the August 4th game, because just because your game is over, does not mean your game is over."

Absolutly epic.