AP - A blogger known as Obob was attacked by two five year olds last night as he watched television at home. Apparently they were angered by his claiming to take 26 at once. He was wrong.
His body has yet to be recovered as it was seen being dragged into the nearby wooded area by a ill tempered rabbit who was described as:
a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
4 comments:
The 5 year olds and the mystery creature were liberals no doubt, wanting to shut down the voice of truth and rightousness!
cute perps they are!..wink*
I hear that Obob guy had it comin'...
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Shouldn't have pissed off those kids. They got that bunny to fly across the ocean just to whoop you?
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