The usual astute Austin Bay sums up al-Sadr's latest attempt at manhood. If al-Sadr were any less manly, you'd think think that brillo pad on his chin was glued on.
In southern Iraq and east Baghdad, Sadr once again lost street face. Despite the predictable media umbrage, this translates into political deterioration.
Ted Turner has bit so hard into the global warming cowpie, he thinks we will be reduced to cannibalism.
Not doing it will be catastrophic. We'll be eight degrees hottest in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.
And finally, that tramp we know and love as our NBA commish is trying to get his swerve on. The mostest honestest news source on the web, the Onion, has this breaking story of lust and corruption in the cage. If David Stern were to take cues from his more moral name sharer, Howard, this would not have happened.
Sources close to the NBA commissioner say David Stern may yet succumb to the powerfully intoxicating sexual advances of Miami head coach Pat Riley and, in so doing, be convinced to allow the 12-57 Heat to enter the playoffs.
He should have taken his cues from this man of integrity ...
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lolz..sheesh the real news reads like a parody these days dont it? lol
I don't have to be a doctor to take one look (sound bite) at Turner and know he is a NUT JOB.
al-Sadr, global warming... What a joke.
Ted turner is a moron. He's apparently watched Soylent Green one too many times.
Let me guess, the Hillary and John McCain bikini pics are next.
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