22 February, 2008

Maybe it's the Old Swedish blood



Psychedelic Drugs and Star Trek Mix Perfectly A Jefferson Airplane and Star Trek mash-up? Suddenly both entities make complete sense.

speaking of drugs, they wonder how someone like Heath Ledger could be taking a dirt nap. This is how you "prep" for the big night. You do all the botox and spas for Oscar night and the red carpet.

If all else fails, medicate. No matter how good you look, the pressure can be overwhelming. Many stars arrive on the red carpet armed with a pharmacy of prescription drugs stuffed in pockets and evening bags to ease anxiety.

Says one celebrity physician: "The Oscars seem to bring out great anxiety in people. They know they're going to be in the limelight and the fact that so many people will be watching them makes them more nervous."

The drugs Inderal or Atenolol are popular as they "slow down your heart so, when you're up there on stage, you don't get palpitations and become sweaty."

Other anti-anxiety drugs such as Xanax and Ativan "help people who stutter or get a panic attack. They will take one pill or half a pill before walking down the red carpet so their legs don't get shaky."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just poped by to say..Have a great week end Bob

Beth said...

Oh those poor people, the pressure they must be under! It's so hard to smile for such a long time, and not trip on that red carpet with so many cameras blinding you.

Maybe we need to start a charity to help these stars get the drugs they so desperately need, and of course deserve.

Obob said...

thanks for stoppoing dd2 and beth, maybe thaat explains the leftist leanings, let govt. pay for it.

Beth said...

I think they lean left because they feel guilty for their excessive lifestyles, so they want to appear to care for the little people, but let someone else (i.e. the government) actually pay for it.

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