24 June, 2007

That's Brilliant

Memorable quotes for Team America: World Police
Alec Baldwin: By following the rules of the Film Actor's Guild, the world can become a better place; that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning; that, is the fag way. One day you'll all look at the world us actors created and say, "wow, good going, fag. You really made the world a better place, didntcha, fag?"

Janeane Garofolo: As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion.

Sean Penn: Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.


One of the great think tank Meccas for our nation's foreign policy comes from Hollywood. Us mere mortals in the "fly over" states have the blissful knowledge of being ignorant of empathy and compassion. Apparently, Cameron Diaz, a major intellectual force of the Hollywood brain trust, gave a friendly reminder in the painful and tragic history to the Peruvians that they must get over Communist-inspired terrorism and a mere 70,000 dead.
While explored the Inca city of Machu Picchu high in Peru's Andes, Diaz wore over her shoulder an olive green messenger bag emblazoned with a red star and the words "Serve the People" printed in Chinese on the flap, perhaps Chinese Communist leader Mao's most famous political slogan.

While the bags are marketed as trendy fashion accessories in some world capitals, the phrase has particular resonance in Peru, where the Maoist Shining Path insurgency brought Peru to edge of chaos in the 1980s and early 1990s with a campaign of massacres, assassinations and bombings.

I bet next she'll be wearing the new Allah Akbar clothing line with the bag that matches her burkha. Stupid ingrate.
A couple facts about Shining Path(known in Spanish as Sendero Luminoso) :
Shining Path, established in the late 1960s by the former university professor Abimael Guzman, is a militant Maoist group that seeks to install a peasant revolutionary authority in Peru. The group took up arms in 1980, and its ranks once numbered in the thousands. Experts consider it one of the world’s most ruthless insurgencies; Shining Path often hacked its victims to death with machetes. The group, which now has only several hundred members remaining, operates mainly in jungle areas.

Are the rebels popular in Peru?
No. Most Peruvians regard Shining Path and Tupac Amaru as terrorists who caused thousands of deaths and untold suffering. But despite the Peruvian government’s successful antiterrorist campaign, the rebels retain a small number of sympathizers among the rural poor.


Her apology
“I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it,” Diaz said in a statement e-mailed to The Associated Press.
“I’m sorry for any people’s pain and suffering and it was certainly never my intention to reopen what I now know is a painful wound in this country’s history,” she said.
Diaz also spoke of Peruvians’ beauty and warmth and said she wished “for their continued healing.”


I wish you could see the look of amazement on my face that the fugly hag has the mental capacity to breathe on a regular basis without her assistant to remind her. There is an Aryan race website that sells really cool handbags with a swastika on it. Let me give you tip little girl, don't wear that in Auschwitz or Israel. Better yet, go ahead and let Darwin run his course.

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